When you need to get somewhere quick you need a helicopter hat.
Powered by humour this hat will get you where you need to be as quick as you can walk, run or drive with the hat on, in fact, if you wore it on a plane you would travel as fast as the plane.
A rainbow-coloured baseball cap, it comes with a small plastic propeller held in place by several beads and wire.
A party hat, although I saw a lot Googley people wearing one in the film 'The Internship'